Script – TBC

Excerpts – Still in draft

18+ content | All script scenarios are fictional and based on consenting adults only


And you caught it, said you’d adopt it, and every time I’ve come over it’s been sitting there, looking at me.

No, I don’t want to split you two up. Take your strange looking child with you and it can keep you company while you’re away.

No, I don’t want visitation rights and don’t say you’ll think of me every time you look at it. That’s a fucking nightmare waiting to happen (Laugh).


Don’t worry though, I don’t plan on telling you that. But apparently I’m crap at keeping my mouth shut.

(Exasperated) Damn, this is not going anything like I imagined in my head.


Hang on, is this our first fight? We haven’t even slept together yet.

You know what that means? First time sex, make up sex and goodbye sex. All the sex. We don’t even have a say.


See, that’s what I’m talking about. Hand, now! No, because you’re trouble and I’m taking charge.

[SFX: Footsteps on wooden floor, frantic kissing]

Fuck! Do you have any idea how bad I want you? 

[Frantic kissing]

Mmmm, you too? No, I can tell, by the way you keep trying to undo my belt. Here. Let me.

[SFX: Sound of belt being whipped off]

Better? Mmmm, thought so. Your eyes just fucking lit up. What was it? The sound? Or the anticipation of what’s to come?